just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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