i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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