I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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