you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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