try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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