if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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