Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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