I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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