I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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