I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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