if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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