HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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