giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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