even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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