just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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