Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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