Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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