Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

(1-845): View more from New York

id pin you as more of an 8

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(845): i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7 (1-845): id pin you as more of an 8 http://tfl.nu/ua5n

Replies (14) Good night (2972) Bad night (864)
Favorite
(205): View more from Alabama

She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(205): She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem. http://tfl.nu/ppj9

Replies (27) Good night (4567) Bad night (957)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever. http://tfl.nu/d9v5

Replies (8) Good night (3229) Bad night (884)
Favorite
(970): View more from Colorado

And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(970): And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out http://tfl.nu/oush

Replies (12) Good night (6293) Bad night (1217)
Favorite
(757): View more from Virginia

i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(757): i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools http://tfl.nu/dqol

Replies (10) Good night (4145) Bad night (903)
Favorite
(702): View more from Nevada

I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(702): I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks. http://tfl.nu/qdu7

Replies (26) Good night (1053) Bad night (5968)
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental. http://tfl.nu/3u9w

Replies (4) Good night (1127) Bad night (1741)
Favorite
(918): View more from Oklahoma

thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(918): thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up http://tfl.nu/ajex

Replies (0) Good night (1973) Bad night (839)
Favorite
(503): View more from Oregon

She wants to have naked weekends

(541): View more from Oregon

They call that free range vagina in France

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(503): She wants to have naked weekends (541): They call that free range vagina in France http://tfl.nu/sou7

Replies (9) Good night (2835) Bad night (767)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you. http://tfl.nu/1sgs

Replies (3) Good night (1076) Bad night (563)
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end.. http://tfl.nu/ockn

Replies (19) Good night (635) Bad night (1583)
Favorite
(716): View more from New York

I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(716): I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed. http://tfl.nu/sc0t

Replies (6) Good night (1087) Bad night (421)
Favorite
(831): View more from California

we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(831): we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well http://tfl.nu/bl6g

Replies (0) Good night (580) Bad night (336)
Favorite
(204): View more from Manitoba

when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(204): when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage http://tfl.nu/us4q

Replies (0) Good night (614) Bad night (265)
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.

(1-540): View more from Virginia

I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.

(540): View more from Virginia

YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH. (1-540): I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables. (540): YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED. http://tfl.nu/j00x

Replies (7) Good night (613) Bad night (241)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard