i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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