People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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