is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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