My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...