It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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