i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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