once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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