New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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