Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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