The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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