I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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