she smelled like a LAN party
Come see our sink grown plant.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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