you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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