Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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