That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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