Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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