OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
worst night to have a conscience
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
NoShamevember. You game?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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