I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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