The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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