I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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