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(305): View more from Florida

He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

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(513): View more from Ohio

why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now

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(763): View more from Minnesota

After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended

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(716): View more from New York

just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?

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(757): View more from Virginia

also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list

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(847): View more from Illinois

His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.

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