the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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