While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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You. Win. At. Life.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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