we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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