Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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