You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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