He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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