these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
that may or may not have been my penis.
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