I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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