if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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