Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
