Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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