worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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