FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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