You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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