don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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